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Ayo.. here is some assorted shit from the internet that I found either amusing, informative, worthwhile, worthless, offensive or hilarious. Since we are different people, you and I -that is, you may have different reactions. Feel free to holler at me in the comment section, although I realize that when you only post like ten times a year people stop checking for you. My bad! I was drunk!
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=boyd/070416&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab3pos1
Intelligent and well thoughtout (and some would hope "final thought") on the whole Imus-Rutgers-Ho's issue. Did somebody say "ho's"? Let's go to the strip club and make it rain!!
http://newsbloggers.aol.com/2007/04/17/cho-seung-huis-plays/
Some cat that works for AOL was in a playwrighting class with the (alleged) school shooter and posted his plays online. While the violent imagery and theme of pedophelia and absence of a father figure were all striking for the raw way in which they were presented, I personally was appalled by this sentence of dialogue: "Come on, John. Sit down. We need to have [SIC] man-to-man talk." This kid was supposed to be an English major? WARNING SIGNS. Plus I would have thrown a "no homo" after man-to-man. But clearly I possess amazing writing skills. Plus it's just reeeeealy hard to buy a handgun in NYC. What were we talking about again?
http://www.withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=2644
In other news about Asian people doing big (albeit more positive) things in America -here is a write up about the Red Sox Dice-K's last outing. Along with a picture that made MY morning more enjoyable.
In International news about Asia -China is trying to take steps to ban spitting in Beijing (sp?) before the 2008 Olympics. Me, I'm just glad I've never been to the "anus hospital."
| 1. | I Cant Feel My Face | 14-3-3 | .775 | - | 5-3-2 | 12 | 10 | |
| 2. | Unanimous Decision | 13-4-3 | .725 | 1 | 6-2-2 | 13 | 4 | |
| 3. | team bird | 10-7-3 | .575 | 4 | 4-5-1 | 8 | 11 | |
| 4. | Big D Ballers | 11-9-0 | .550 | 4.5 | 7-3-0 | 7 | 5 | |
| 5. | Sadr City Yankees | 9-7-4 | .550 | 4.5 | 6-2-2 | 2 | 2 | |
| 6. | Got It Cheaper | 9-9-2 | .500 | 5.5 | 3-5-2 | 9 | 8 | |
| 7. | The Flushing Toilets | 9-9-2 | .500 | 5.5 | 4-6-0 | 10 | 6 | |
| 8. | Please Dont Touch | 8-10-2 | .450 | 6.5 | 6-4-0 | 14 | 6 | |
| 9. | IMNOTCHINESE | 9-11-0 | .450 | 6.5 | 4-6-0 | 4 | 9 | |
| 10. | Jack Bauer | 8-11-1 | .425 | 7 | 6-4-0 | 6 | 7 | |
| 11. | Carcetti | 7-10-3 | .425 | 7 | 2-6-2 | 1 | 1 | |
| 12. | The Baghdad Bombers | 8-12-0 | .400 | 7.5 | 3-7-0 | 11 | 14 | |
| 13. | Whatchu' Know | 6-11-3 | .375 | 8 | 2-6-2 | 3 | 2 | |
| 14. | The Jihadists | 5-13-2 | .300 | 9.5 | 5-4-1 | 5 | 4 |
As you can CLEARLY see from the standings posted above, my fantasy baseball team (I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE) is off to a hot start. Assuming I continue to do well, I'll keep you updated. Because if i know anything I know that people who aren't in my league LOVE to hear about my team and how amazing it is. If AJ Burnett and/or Brett Myers gets their shit together it's a wrap. GOT 'EM!
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