They Shooooooooooooting

So since I found those Cam'ron diary entries online I've been more motivated (remotivated?) to post on my blog. As ya prolly know by now, some dude shot and killed like 32 people on the VTech campus. Shockingly, neither Michael or Marcus Vick was anywhere near the scene of the crime (did Marcus Vick even go to VTech?) and the shooter was actually some cat named Cho Seung-Hui from South Korea.

Seriously folks, I thought South Korea was the cool one. Y'all know about them giant rabbits they eat in North Korea...bugged son. Bugged.

In the wake of the largest "rampage" shooting in American history, I feel compelled to quote a passage I authored in these very same digital pages after the Amish kids shot up their quaint little one-room schoothouse: 

Why exactly are kids shooting up schools?

I don't know, but when they start shooting up public transportation, then I'll put on my thinking cap and go to work on the problem. The moral of the story is, if you don't want to get shot, you probably shouldn't go to school. Or Iraq.

The Truant Officer > Harris and Klebold.

Some people will be quick to blame our countries "bucka-bucka-BLAU!" policy on guns (I remember reading that the shooter had a receipt for the Glock 9mm in his backpack...wait....he did this shit with a fucking handgun?? who was working security on this campus, the Iraqi police??) not to mention, rap music, immigration, Guiliani and video games -but I blame our educational system.

I don't plan on justifying myself though.