Some Assorted Shit From The Internets

Are you a tease or a tramp? Nothing says mindless fun like the 9/11 quiz! http://nomoregames.net/911_quiz/911_quiz.htm

Jay-Z and Russel Simmons team up to combat anti-semitism. Really! http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=6387

South Ossetia votes to become independent from Georgia. Which Georgia? Click to find out! http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20061113/ts_afp/georgiaossetiarussiavote_061113163056

If you hate the taste of water, you may have mental problems. Then again.... http://www.nypost.com/seven/11132006/gossip/pagesix/hunger_pangs_pagesix_.htm

.....And you wonder why I'm not married yet?? (from overheardinnewyork)

The First Arm's Easy, the Second One's a Real Problem

Long Island JAP #1: Are all New York City girls drug-addict whores?
Long Island JAP #2: Yeah, but so are girls from Long Island. There's really no difference.
Random Upper East Side JAP: Oh my god, can I just interject for a second here? Long Island girls and New York City girls are not the same thing. It is not okay to wear Tommy Hilfiger sweatshirts, and we're all addicted to drugs because we don't have gross Long Island weed and coke that is ninety-nine percent baking soda. And we're whores because we're like a thousand times hotter than you'll ever be, even when we're not wearing makeup. Plus, I don't tawk like this.
Long Island JAP #1: Wow, that was, like, seriously uncalled for.
Upper East Side JAP: Yeah well, I'd rather cut off my own arms than live in Long Island. Also, I'm just high, so don't really pay attention to me.

--Serafina, Upper East Side

Well, that's me, amusing you for 10 minutes. Which is substantially more than YOU have ever done for me. A little gratitude would be nice every once and again. Now I'm going to use the bathroom and smoke a cigarette, as my work doesn't do itself. So there.