The Confederate Problem In The Middle East

Seconds earlier, while logging into yahoo! sports to see if the homie Sosa was willing to part with Randy Moss and/or Donovan McNabb I happened to notice that there was an article about the prevalence of confederate flags flying at NASCAR and how they may be having a negative effect on the image of NASCAR.

Not shocking.

The article went on to say how some people in more, how can I put this diplomatically, evolved, literate, cultured, indoor plumbing having,  civilized areas in the country viewed the flag as a symbol of oppression and racism. Whereas to the Southern fans who sit in the infield, the sight of the "Stars and Bars" is as natural as a Klan rally or Dad railing Sis on the living room couch.

I'm not a fan of NASCAR or the Confederate Flag, but I have to wonder why the scope of the argument wasn't a bit wider. In these trying times facing our country, it has pretty much been proved by men who have more time and money than me that if you own a car and you live in America you are basically a domestic terrorist and you should probably kill yourself before you unwitting funnel anymore of your pathetic wages into the hands of madmen. How can you possibly justify buying oil and or gas from those unstable regimes in the Middle East (or Murray Hill, as I call it) and Venezuela?

You can't.

I don't give a fuck if you fill up your Jetta at some spot run by a fancy-ass subsidiary of a shadow corporation with a nice American name (British Petroleum comes to mind): you may as well be writing a check to Al-Qaeda with "fuck America" in the memo, shit for brains.

So I propose we leave this NASCAR argument to Billy Ray and Bobby Ted and focus on the real problem here: people who own cars.

I mean, if you live in a city where having a car is a way of life, maybe it's time that you ran a bath and took a walk. And by walk I mean "down the wrist" with a razor blade.

And to think some of you granola eating pussies who claim to care about the environment have the nerve to put stickers like "Ooh, I care about the environment" on your fucking cars while supporting terrorist groups who want nothing more than to nuke America. And nuclear weapons don't care about the environment. Put that in your circle and drum it.

Real Americans like me got kicked out of drivers ed and haven't even been in a car since, roughly, 1998. So there, you fucking communist, jihadist, fake American, traitors.

ROX, 1 - You and Your Terrorist Friends, 0