Stop Biting My Shit
Good day all.
In my amazing life of wonder and amazingness I have very few obstacles to overcome. Life has been very good to me and for that I am thankful. However, traipsing through life surrounded by beautiful women hasn't been without the occasional instance of people misappropriating my style and claiming it for their own.
There have been numerous glaring instances of this recently, so many that I can't even remember them all at press time. I will now bring two of them to light
You may have remembered my springtime campaign of asking people if they had read the latest issue of GQ. After they said "no" I would inform them that GQ said that "pale and skinny is the new tan and diesel." Just the other day I (well someone else saw it and told me) saw someone wearing a T-shirt that said "pale is the new tan." I have received nary a royalty check or a thank-you note from the faceless hipster who stole my idea and claimed it as his own. Thats some wack bullshit.
Also, while the homie cyph was at the movies with his lady friend watching "Man Of The Year" there was apparently a scene where they talk about and make fun of the idea of having "coffee with kofi annan." This is something that has been mentioned in this very blog before and had previously been recorded as a skit for the now chronikill album. Don't believe me? Check my post on Feb. 8th 2006 entitled "Jesus Christ, Action Figure." You'll see the line "And on that note Alito, I'll be back for part three of three in my "religion is the bane of our collective existence" series at a later date. Until then, you can say this little prayer I wrote post-Katrina to make me feel more upbeat about the horrors or the world: "We're drinking coffee with Kofi Annan/ Where have the Mardi Gras Indians gone.....of the tiger!/"
Clearly this is a blatant rip-off and I'm not happy about it. So next time you imagine me drinking Tropical Fantasy (fitty cent sodas in the hood they going crazy) in the Tropic of Cancer, just realize that the resort I'm staying at is probably owned by a jealous hater who got rich stealing my ideas.
I'm done for the week.
Come out to see Chronikill this Saturday night at 10pm at Desmonds Tavern on 29th Street and Park Ave. It will be awesome. I mean, I'll be there. Sheeeeeeet.
If you are new to my blog or just wonder how to get to all the old posts, here is a classic where I propose that they create an Americatown bus in China. Watch, this shit will be invented by next weekend..
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