Halloween: An Affront To God

Halloween is an affront to God. One or two f's? A felony is an F. How you gonna dress up like you ain't proud of who you are? How you gonna win if you ain't right within? I said, how you gonna win if you ain't right within?

It's cool for girls and kids aged 12 and under to dress up...No disrespect, I had mad fun with halloween when I was young. But like breast-feeding and going to elementary school, Halloween is the sort of shit men should grow out of. I would love it (to touch upon an issue I raised some time ago) if they did a Milwalkeees Best Light commercial where the giant can came from the sky killed some dude dressed up as "batman" or whatever is popping off these days. Theeeeeeese days.

But on the real.... if I see another dude wearing a dress or pretending to be some other shit he isn't, I may just OD and get at his grill with an ox. It's all fun and games to play dress up until some angry alcoholic (me) slices your face to ribbons because they feel you are having too much fun and your carefree attitude goes against everything they believe in -mainly people not walking around smiling and laughing and pretending to be bitch-made, land of make believe charachters from some movie I ain't even see. I don't know you dude.

I mean, uh... Trick or Treat.

Razors in apples in 2006.

"It wasn't even close to Halloween"